In the webcomic Achewood on 25 January 2006, this website is featured. It was available at the time of publication, and in order to prevent the unseemly use of this address, I (a mere fan of the comic) registered the domain.
- — Plutor
Sampson Assault
From The Great Outdoor Fight
"The Reverend" Jeremiah Merryman's famous takedown of Wilford Geldum. Merryman tore off Geldum's entire jawbone, shouted "As Sampson fought his enemies with the jaw of an ass, so I fight mine with the jaw of an asshole," and proceeded to beat Geldum to death with it.
He then went on to use the jawbone to seal "Snakeskin" Lakesbin's jaw shut in what is now called Merryman's Daniel Closure.
