RUFUS

From The Great Outdoor Fight

The only recorded picture of the man only known as RUFUS, moments before he began his carnage-laden escape from Hillsfallow Recuperation Facility

The tale of RUFUS is shrouded in mystery and horror. It is unknown whether "RUFUS" is actually his name, because it was the only word that he ever spoke, or at least grunted. The only surviving fight winner never to be given his winnings, RUFUS tore his way through the wall of the Acres following his victory, marking the first recorded breach of these monumental links. It also marked the first disturbance of the graves south of the Acres, as RUFUS demolished their headstones on his way towards the Horizon.

RUFUS is renowned for offering to give the meal to his men, and then removing them all from the fight before they could partake, ensuring the feast meant for an entire army was devoured by him alone.

The dents visible in the legs of the control tower until its destruction in 2006, were created by RUFUS swinging his foes into them. While it is still unknown how he managed to cause dents up to 15' off the ground in this manner, it is currently being researched, alongside "Rodney's Beerbottle Spiral" at the Great Outdoor Fight Museum.

[edit] Quotes

"GRNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGRRRRGGGHHHHH" -- To Kenneth's Gate, before the start of Day One.

"GRAAAWWWWRRRGGGHH" -- In response to unsavory comments with regards to his most noble lineage, four hours into Day One. Shortly preceeding the savage decorpitation of the commenter, and the subsequent "Beating to death with a man's head" given to the commenter's laughing friends.

"RWNARRRRRGHL" -- Before the first of his legendary "Tosses" at Tower One

"Eat..." -- To his army.

"BWARLGHRAAAAAANGH!" -- To his army, after they turned to go Eat.