In the webcomic Achewood on 25 January 2006, this website is featured. It was available at the time of publication, and in order to prevent the unseemly use of this address, I (a mere fan of the comic) registered the domain.
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Limp Bizkit

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Coming off of their highest success with songs like "Break Stuff" and "Rollin'" and with the memory of the Woodstock '99 riot and rape fest still fresh, the Ruling Body, out of touch with the tastes of the youth, asked Limp Bizkit to be entertainment for the Fight.

What they could not have known was that the vast majority of fighters held nothing but distaste for lead singer Fred Durst's commercially viable misanthropy and amongst most camps of fighting men that year, many style points would be received for the murder or beating of Fred Durst.

When Limp Bizkit took the stage, they launched into a rendition of "Break Stuff." When Durst looked out into the crowd and found not the unitary moshing of ugly frat boys, but the leers of hardened men, he began berating the audience. Whatever insults he hurled were met with nothing, but silence. Durst paced the stage and in frustration proclaimed "Alright, I've had enough of you faggot ha-" only to find his insult thwarted by a beer bottle to the head. The beer bottle, thrown by first time contestant "Nice" Pete, was an attempt to reconstruct the legendary spiral toss of the Man With the Blood On His Hands. However, the bottle did not go straight through Durst's skull, but instead resulted in a black out.

The fighters stormed the stage and carried Durst off. The remaining member in the band had already ran for fear of their lives. A few weeks later an unconscious Durst was found naked weeks later on an undisclosed location off Pacific Coast Highway.

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