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Joey Schuck

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Joey Schuck was the winner of the 1882 Great Outdoor Fight. He was only 5' 7" with a wiry build, and was known for his strange feral fashion of fighting, resembling, some said, a rabid wolverine.

[edit] Background

Little is known about Joey Schucks past before his Great Outdoor Fight appearance. Rumor has it that he was wanted for a barroom brawl that ended in manslaughter. Supposedly, while Schuck was sitting quietly in a small town bar/diner enjoying some tea, a group of men from the local mill made fun of his vest. Schuck quietly finished his tea while the men went on mocking him. Upon his last sip, he set some money on the table (the price of the tea and a generous tip) and proceeded to beat the men mercilessly, ripping hunks of flesh from the men and breaking their limbs like twigs. Two died, and of the three survivors, one was blinded, one was left with a severe limp, and one developed an extreme case of agoraphobia.

Schucks unique, primal fighting style gave birth to the rumor that he had been raised by animals, but this rumor has never been substantiated. In fact, his proper manners observed outside the fight point to some sort of upper-middle or upper-class upbringing.

[edit] The fight

Once in the fight, word of Schuck and his animalistic maulings of opponents spread quickly throughout the fight grounds. It was said that once he locked eyes with you, he would not leave until you were left immobile and bleeding on the ground.

When approached by a general by the name of Tsan “Son of Sorrow” Tchi, he made no sound confirming or denying his allegiance to Tchi, but rather followed quietly from the rear of the army ranks.

At the end of the fight, Joey Schuck was the only member of Tchi’s army left standing after rival general John “The Grizzly Bear” Martin grabbed Tchis neck from behind and snapped it. Seeing Tchi go down, Schuck climbed the massive Martin and ripped his throat out with his teeth, leaving Schuck as the last man standing.

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